Mom, that boy has a PONER

LET ME SET THE SCENE:
HARDWARE STORE
LUKE WINING
KALEIA BORED
HARDWARE BOY CAN'T FIND A BOX OF LIGHT BULBS
HAS BEEN SEARCHING FOR 8 MINUTES AT THIS POINT

KALEIA-MOM THAT MAN HAS A PONER
AT THIS POINT MY STOMACH FLIPS IN EMBARRASSMENT, YES HE HEARD HER AND QUICKLY WALKED TO THE NEXT AISLE. MY HEAD IS RACING, DID SHE REALLY JUST SAY WHAT I THINK SHE SAID! THERE IS NO WAY SHE KNOWS WHAT THAT IS! DOES SHE KNOW WHAT THAT IS?! WAS IT SAID ON FRIENDS OR SOME OTHER TV SHOW SHE OVERHEARD ME WATCHING FROM THE NEXT ROOM! SO I DO WHAT EVERY MOM DOES WHEN SHE DOESN'T WANT TO DEAL WITH SOMETHING...I IGNORE AND PRAY IT JUST GOES AWAY. COME ON NOW LADIES YOU KNOW YOU HAVE SEEN YOUR KID PICK A DROPPED CANDY OFF THE GROUND SO YOU JUST LOOK AWAY SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE IT AWAY.

WELL SHE SAYS IT AGAIN LOUDER BECAUSE I APPARENTLY DIDN'T HEAR HER THE FIRST TIME.
KALEIA-MOM, THAT BOY HAS A PONER!
ME-NO HE DOESN'T, SILENTLY THINKING PLEASE STOP TALKING PLEASE STOP TALKING
KALEIA-YES HE DOES
ME-WHAT IS A PONER?
KALEIA-THE THING HE IS TALKING IN
ME-YOU MEAN THE WALKIE TALKIE?
KALEIA-YEAH, A WALKIE TALKIE IS A PONER
ME-SPEECHLESS AND THINKING CAN I ANNOUNCE OVER THE LOUD SPEAKER MY 3 YEAR OLD DOES NOT HAVE A POTTY MOUTH BUT HAD MADE UP A WORD FOR WALKIE TALKIE THAT SOUNDED VERY SIMILIAR TO ANOTHER WORD.